i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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