i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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