and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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