What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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