dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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