threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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