I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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