Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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