What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
