I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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