i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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