Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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