Sry I called you an 8
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
is that a dick in a sweater?
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