Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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