we made out on top of his cat.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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