I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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