So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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