the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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