gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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