I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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