how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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