dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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