Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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