cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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