I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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