Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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