She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
