Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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