She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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