just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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