And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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