problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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