yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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