Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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