I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
