I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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