does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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