he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
