I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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