Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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