It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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