dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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