He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
