I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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