I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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