Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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