Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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