Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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