what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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