Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't turn off my feet"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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