It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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